The Annals of Saint Tattie At Whom Everybody Yelled!

Ooooh! Murder most foul! We at RC Towers love a good murder mystery and we're seeing the dark side of Shieldinch with a murder and a runaway turning up on our doorstep. Any of us that live in a big city (or even a small one) will know neither of these things are unusual.

Good old Nurse Tattie to the rescue! But she was getting aggro left, right and centre this week. In trying to help high-heeled runaway Silvie, she's managed to get everyone around her completely peeved! I don't know how she managed it but Doctor Stubbs looks ready to stab her with a tongue-depressor. All she wanted to do was rub some cream on gobby Silvie's burns.

But while she's doing her good deeds with Silvie, she's completely forgotten about our Big Bob. He has taken the words of Dr Miriam quite literally and made big changes in his life.... by jacking in his job at the Subway! Nice one, Bob. The redundancy money should keep the gang in square sausage for a while longer but we're not quite sure this was what the Doc had in mind! Bob - we love you just the way you are but Tattie's just trying to help. So ditch that carrot cake...and send it over to us at RC Towers!

Meanwhile the century's greatest love affair continues at a pace. No, we're not talking Posh and Becks. Not Kate and Wills. WILL AND ROBBIE ARE THE NEW SUPERCOUPLE! Of course, any chance to see our favourite DC is damn fine by us...And it looks like we're going to be seeing the strapping DC Cooper a lot more because he seems to be leading the investigation by....staring at a screen for hours! Come on, Will! We want to see more of you running after ne'er do wells in a gilet, not watching girls in very short skirts walk back and forth and back and forth....well, you get the picture.

Speaking of ne'er do wells, what's this? A brand new villain to put the fear into our cosy neighbourhood? Don't know about you, but we were behind the sofa within seconds of Shady Sean appearing on the scene. Tell you what we're never holding hands with a strange man again! No wonder Silvie was desperate to escape, as this unrelenting rat stalked and sneaked before finally getting her back into his clutches.

On the other side of the fence, The Sassy Hamilton Sisters (ok, we know one's a Donachie but that makes for a complicated name reference) are out on the pull....but not without some reservations. Seems The MurrayMeister has left his mark on our Gina, and despite not really wanting him that way anymore, she's being a total grown up and staying friends. So maybe they're not quite ready for the manhunt yet. Let's face it, if Raymondo and MurrayMeister's attempts are anything to go by, the ladies of Glasgow need to watch out anyway! But great to see these once-warring couples extending the olive branch of affection...

Next week....THE RETURN OF TV's STEVIE! Need we say more?!

Quote of the week:

DONALD: This your first murder then?

WILL: It is, Sir.

DONALD: Right. Well. Look, listen and don't vomit on my crime scene.

**THIS BLOG IS CURRENTLY EDITED BY MAMY**