Tonight on Reporting Shieldinch...

Nicole's disappearance hit the headlines this week and it even had top billing on Reporting Scotland with Jackie Bird!! I hope you all spotted her (she was the special guest star to which I was referring last week), I thought it was rather exciting! It's very harrowing seeing the Brodie family so worried, I can't imagine what it must be like to know that your child is in danger. Nicole is completely oblivious to the hell she's putting her family through and also oblivious to the danger she's put herself in. From the sneak peek of next week it looks like it's going to get a whole lot more sleazy in that mingin' squat! Please just wisen up Nicole!! But you know I don't like to dwell on the sad things too much, let's talk about that prank caller. Did anyone else think he sounded like he could have starred in that Shieldinch Sex Tape?! It brought back some bad memories for me I tell ye. How on earth did Leyla and Michael mistake that for Nicole?! Someone give that guy a throat lozenge!

Miami Vice Murray wasn't fooling me this week, oh no! He was trying to act the caring, nice guy shoulder to cry on but we now all know that he's nothing but a sunglass wearing, sports car driving, drunken VANDAL! Yes, Mundane Murray has snapped and his darker side Miami Vice Murray has taken over, he's gone proper mental! Well, ok, possibly I'm exaggerating things slightly but he did throw a brick through the Oyster window and in my book that is crazeeeee behaviour. As well as having to face the wrath of Gina he also got a punch in the face from Gabriel, I really never thought I'd see the day when Murray would be brawling in the street. Murray, now the pariah of Shieldinch, has went off with his faithful pal Raymond for a fishing holiday until the dust settles. Those fish better watch out, Miami Vice Murray is on his way and he is gonna fish them, fish them good.



Kelly-Marie and Dan were the victim of Chinese whispers, Mullen style this week. Tattie overheard Liz gossiping in the Deli, she told Molly, Molly told Scarlett and before we knew it everyone was up to high doh thinking that Dan was planning on humping and dumping Kelly-Marie. But thankfully, it was all sorted out in the end and Kelly-Marie and Dan went back to being loved up. Well, until next week anyway!

Speaking of next week, don't forget to watch as there will be some very exciting developments in the Nicole vs Evil Cammy story, Kelly-Marie and Dan have a difference in opinion about benefit fraud and Charlie floods the Tall Ship!

I do apologise if my Blog has a touch of delirium about it this week, I'm loaded with the flu and I think it's affecting my brain!

Quote of the Week

Molly (to Dan): "Oan yer bike."