Tom's Top Tales

The story this week of a Brazilian family which found an alligator behind the sofa (after a flood receded) prompted some recollections from Tom Morton Show listeners about stuff found down the back of sofas and setees. But I didn't expect this, from Andy in Ayr...

As a youth I was employed by the local Co-op as a van driver on Saturdays. The task, along with the van boy, was to deliver a suite to a house and remove the old one. Simple! Old one out, half way down garden path when... it starts to leak 'water'. It was a commode! New suite was delivered but the old one was left to keep it company.

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