Tom's Top Tales - a police courgette
My favourite misprint story from this week, from Lockie in West Edinburgh:
Tom, a police force which will remain nameless produced an entire operational order about the arrangements for a 'cortege' . Just they printed it somebody hit the spellcheck. It changed 'cortege' to courgette ! Which resulted in gems like ' the courgette will travel at 20 mph and be escorted by police outriders'.

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At 12:20 23rd Oct 2010, Scotch Get wrote:Complain about this comment (Comment number 1)
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At 10:57 1st Nov 2010, JuliefromEdinburgh wrote:In 1999, I worked in an office where instructions were being typed for the official opening of the Scottish Parliament. The mind boggled at the thought of the Qeen arriving at the Assembly Hall in a Ceremonial 'Cabbage'!!!
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At 11:22 5th Nov 2010, Scotch Get wrote:#2
Yeah. Everyone knows that Cabbages are for Kings.
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