I found her on Twitter the other day. Can't believe what a big deal she's become.

"A woman in the US has made headlines after complaining about cricket messages sent to her Twitter account, which is named @theashes."

Basically her nickname is 'The Ashes' and people talking about The Ashes on Twitter have mistakenly been sending messages to her such as: 'Hi, what time does @theashes start today?'

Full story here

My problem now is that she seems to be getting a bit carried away with everything and has now started printing T-shirts with her 'catchphrase' - "I'M NOT A FREAKING CRICKET MATCH".

I preferred it when she was less aware of it. It's gone to her head. Might buy one of those T-shirts though...