I feel like I've neglected you a bit recently.

Don't hate me. As a special treat (because I know people like this weird stuff) here are a few photos from my phone I meant to show you ages ago:

This chap from some TV show I was watching the other day made me chuckle:

Enjoying a little creme brulee en France last week. Tres bon innit.

Annnnnd finally, Nitro Nige, my plumber. He's doing my bathroom as I type: