Fix me...
I have been told off by Lisa who is a chief in the office at Radio 1. She has told me to clean up my desk. This desk reflects my mind and it is against my nature to keep things tidy.
I have made a deal with her though. If 50 people comment below with the phrase:
"GREG, YOU'RE A MESS. SORT YOUR DESK AND LIFE OUT"
I will tidy my desk properly - with polish.
Lisa means business.



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Comment number 1.
At 18:05 10th Feb 2010, Cheryl wrote:GREG, YOU'RE A MESS. SORT YOUR DESK AND LIFE OUT!
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At 18:06 10th Feb 2010, Siany wrote:"GREG, YOU'RE A MESS. SORT YOUR DESK AND LIFE OUT"
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At 18:08 10th Feb 2010, Linny wrote:GREG, YOU'RE A MESS. SORT YOUR DESK AND LIFE OUT.
NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.
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At 18:08 10th Feb 2010, Kate wrote:GREG, YOU'RE A MESS. SORT YOUR DESK AND LIFE OUT.
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At 18:08 10th Feb 2010, Kookie wrote:Organised chaos - leave it alone
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At 18:08 10th Feb 2010, Rosie wrote:Mine is just about messy...not tidying mine up anytime soon! Just make room so you have free space of the keyboard ;)
Sorry Lisa! >:]
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Comment number 7.
At 18:09 10th Feb 2010, Sophie wrote:GREG, YOU'RE A MESS. SORT YOUR DESK AND LIFE OUT.
Or alternatively, follow me on twitter... ;)
www.twitter.com/SophieNash
xxx
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Comment number 8.
At 18:09 10th Feb 2010, Amy wrote:Lisa has a point. GREG, YOU'RE A MESS. SORT YOUR DESK AND LIFE OUT! But you can't put the xmas tree away now it's bad luck, it'll have to stay there all year. Loving the pic of Michael Buble :)
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Comment number 9.
At 18:10 10th Feb 2010, Jane Bentley wrote:"GREG, YOU'RE A MESS. SORT YOUR DESK AND LIFE OUT"
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Comment number 10.
At 18:11 10th Feb 2010, Kirsty wrote:GREG, YOU'RE A MESS. SORT YOUR DESK AND LIFE OUT!
That really is bad Greg!!!
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At 18:12 10th Feb 2010, Jenny wrote:"GREG, YOU'RE A MESS. SORT YOUR DESK AND LIFE OUT"
right lisa, Greg as u know u need someone to care bout you!!!! so we all do!
u can clean and tidy ur flat.....so u can tidy ur desk too!
make it easy by tuning up Coldplay´ "SPEED OF SOUND" !!
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At 18:12 10th Feb 2010, sarah wrote:GREG, YOU'RE A MESS. SORT YOUR DESK AND LIFE OUT
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At 18:13 10th Feb 2010, Stephen Kurtzke wrote:GREG, YOU'RE A MESS. SORT YOUR DESK AND LIFE OUT
Then again, considering the state of my own room and desk, that's a pretty hypocritical thing to say. ;)
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Comment number 14.
At 18:14 10th Feb 2010, John wrote:GREG, YOU'RE A MESS. SORT YOUR DESK AND LIFE OUT .......but Lisa also needs to sort it out, you both have Christmas trees on your desk
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Comment number 15.
At 18:14 10th Feb 2010, Charlene wrote:GREG, YOU'RE A MESS. SORT YOUR DESK AND LIFE OUT!!!
Whilst your at it can i have your Micheal Buble xmas tree :D
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Comment number 16.
At 18:22 10th Feb 2010, Andy Mattock wrote:"GREG, YOU'RE A MESS. SORT YOUR DESK AND LIFE OUT"
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Comment number 17.
At 18:23 10th Feb 2010, Pipskin wrote:Oh Greg, I hate to say it... but as it's for Lisa...
GREG, YOU'RE A MESS. SORT YOUR DESK AND LIFE OUT
(I haven't looked at Aled's desk recently but is it worse than that?) x
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Comment number 18.
At 18:26 10th Feb 2010, Super Sam wrote:Im totally agreeing with lisa, so here goes!
GREG, YOU'RE A MESS. SORT YOUR DESK AND LIFE OUT!
But if its any consalation i wont hold it against you and will continue to listen to your dolsit tones.x
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Comment number 19.
At 18:29 10th Feb 2010, John wrote:GREG, YOU'RE A MESS. SORT YOUR DESK AND LIFE OUT
The christmas tree?! You're either really early or a bit late
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Comment number 20.
At 18:36 10th Feb 2010, colin wrote:GREG, YOU'RE A MESS. SORT YOUR DESK AND LIFE OUT
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Comment number 21.
At 18:48 10th Feb 2010, dennisjunior1 wrote:Greg--As per your request!
"GREG, YOU'RE A MESS. SORT YOUR DESK AND LIFE OUT"
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Comment number 22.
At 18:58 10th Feb 2010, Leah wrote:Greg, your desk is just fine; chances are you know where everything is and if you tidy it you'll love things!
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Comment number 23.
At 18:59 10th Feb 2010, Leah wrote:Sorry, I meant lose not love.
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Comment number 24.
At 19:05 10th Feb 2010, K8Tigger wrote:GREG YOU'RE A MESS SORT YOUR DESK AND YOUR LIFE OUT!
Dear God man! Is that a pair of pants hanging from your screen??? Are they yours???? I insist you put them on over your jeans(Pants Man stylee)and take a photo immediately ;)
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Comment number 25.
At 19:13 10th Feb 2010, James Cocker wrote:GREG, YOU'RE A MESS. SORT YOUR DESK AND LIFE OUT
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Comment number 26.
At 19:28 10th Feb 2010, Nicole wrote:GREG, YOU'RE A MESS. SORT YOUR DESK AND LIFE OUT!!
Loving the Mickey Bubbles btw.
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Comment number 27.
At 19:39 10th Feb 2010, Tara Connor wrote:GREG, YOU'RE A MESS. SORT YOUR DESK AND LIFE OUT!!
(and we'll want pics of you cleaning it too!)
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Comment number 28.
At 19:48 10th Feb 2010, Hannah wrote:GREG, YOU'RE A MESS. SORT YOUR DESK AND LIFE OUT
At least you're not a neat freak like some people I've known.
Perhaps a little clear up like throwing out old newspapers and such may help.
I can't believe your Christmas tree is still up ha ha ha. You're a bit of an odd one aren't you? I still love you though :o) xx
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Comment number 29.
At 20:06 10th Feb 2010, abigsavage wrote:GREG, YOU'RE A MESS. SORT YOUR DESK AND LIFE OUT
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Comment number 30.
At 20:08 10th Feb 2010, sherlockstooshi wrote:How cunning of u greg when is there ever 50 comments on the blog?
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Comment number 31.
At 20:13 10th Feb 2010, Adelaide Young wrote:Greg, I hate to say it...but you're a mess. Sort your desk and life out. Please?? ;)
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Comment number 32.
At 20:41 10th Feb 2010, ben wrote:please james don't bother life's to short.
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Comment number 33.
At 20:46 10th Feb 2010, Marta Malagon wrote:Greg, don't you EVER clear your desk!!
It's cool the way it is and as long as you can work efficiently.. who cares if it's tidy or not??
Greets from Barcelona!!!
Marta :)
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Comment number 34.
At 20:50 10th Feb 2010, George wrote:GREG, YOU'RE A MESS. SORT YOUR DESK AND LIFE OUT!!
Especially your Xmas tree... i mean xmas was nearly 2 months ago!
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Comment number 35.
At 20:54 10th Feb 2010, Hanzie wrote:GREG, YOU'RE A MESS, SORT YOUR DESK AND LIFE OUT!!
And yeh sort out the Christmas tree, what is with that?!!! :)
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Comment number 36.
At 23:01 10th Feb 2010, Catie Williams wrote:GREG, YOU'RE A MESS, SORT YOUR DESK AND LIFE OUT!!
Shocked and appalled young man.
Also you can not get rid of the Christmas tree as it will be bad luck for you to take it down.
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Comment number 37.
At 23:26 10th Feb 2010, mrsjones2b wrote:GREG, YOU'RE A MESS, SORT YOUR DESK AND LIFE OUT!!
Bublé? :-) x
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Comment number 38.
At 00:39 11th Feb 2010, AnnemarieB wrote:GREG, YOU'RE A MESS. SORT YOUR DESK AND LIFE OUT.
And get us some pictures of the polished desk :)
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Comment number 39.
At 06:14 11th Feb 2010, Rob Swain wrote:Greg, don't worry about your desk at least you will know where every thing is. Just look at my house
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Comment number 40.
At 09:08 11th Feb 2010, DBHadden wrote:GREG, YOU'RE A MESS. SORT YOUR DESK AND LIFE OUT
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Comment number 41.
At 10:22 11th Feb 2010, buckers wrote:GREG, YOU'RE A MESS. SORT YOUR DESK AND LIFE OUT
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Comment number 42.
At 11:26 11th Feb 2010, Lisa wrote:GREG, YOU'RE A MESS, SORT YOUR DESK AND LIFE OUT!!
I am the chief of the office and you know it!
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Comment number 43.
At 13:24 11th Feb 2010, Richard James wrote:GREG, YOU'RE A MESS. SORT YOUR DESK AND LIFE OUT
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Comment number 44.
At 13:25 11th Feb 2010, Steve Hubbard wrote:"GREG, YOU'RE A MESS. SORT YOUR DESK AND LIFE OUT"
WHAT THE HELL IS A XMAS TREE DOING ON IT
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Comment number 45.
At 13:25 11th Feb 2010, Adam wrote:GREG, YOU'RE A MESS. SORT YOUR DESK AND LIFE OUT
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Comment number 46.
At 13:25 11th Feb 2010, dan doherty wrote:WOW its like Hiroshima, but less tidy , although I bet theres all kinds of things still living in there.
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Comment number 47.
At 13:25 11th Feb 2010, Ruth Bearne wrote:State!
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Comment number 48.
At 13:25 11th Feb 2010, Michael wrote:Sort it out GREG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Comment number 49.
At 13:26 11th Feb 2010, Alan wrote:love the christmas tree greg, you are abit early for christmas 2010 though, GET THAT DESK SORTED
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Comment number 50.
At 13:26 11th Feb 2010, Lucy wrote:Mine's worse.
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Comment number 51.
At 13:26 11th Feb 2010, Ryan Hunter wrote:clean it :-P
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Comment number 52.
At 13:26 11th Feb 2010, Hiroboy wrote:"GREG, YOU'RE NOT A MESS. SO DO NOT SORT YOUR DESK AND LIFE OUT"
Women...............
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Comment number 53.
At 13:26 11th Feb 2010, simonrowland wrote:this is disgraceful - sort it out looser
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Comment number 54.
At 13:26 11th Feb 2010, Nick Smith wrote:GET THIS SORTED NOW!!!!!
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Comment number 55.
At 13:26 11th Feb 2010, helena wrote:GREG, YOU'RE A MESS, SORT YOUR DESK AND LIFE OUT!!
sort it!
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Comment number 56.
At 13:26 11th Feb 2010, KH wrote:GREG, YOU'RE A MESS. SORT YOUR DESK AND LIFE OUT
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Comment number 57.
At 13:26 11th Feb 2010, Tom Randall wrote:Clean your desk you tramp!
I hope I will be the 50th person....IF I AM please play Lisa Mitchell's Neopolitan Dreams pleeeeease!
Tom from Selly Oak, Birmingham
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Comment number 58.
At 13:26 11th Feb 2010, Rachel wrote:GREG, YOU'RE A MESS. SORT YOUR DESK AND LIFE OUT
I even went to the trouble of registering to comment you grot-bag!
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Comment number 59.
At 13:26 11th Feb 2010, Jess wrote:"GREG, YOU'RE A MESS. SORT YOUR DESK AND LIFE OUT"
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Comment number 60.
At 13:26 11th Feb 2010, Philip wrote:GREG, YOU'RE A MESS. SORT YOUR DESK AND LIFE OUT!
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Comment number 61.
At 13:26 11th Feb 2010, Chris Mugeli wrote:Oscar the grouch has a new home!
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Comment number 62.
At 13:26 11th Feb 2010, esther watson wrote:" GREG, YOU'RE A MESS. SORT YOUR DESK AND LIFE OUT"
p.s. Lisa's desk isn't much better!!
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Comment number 63.
At 13:26 11th Feb 2010, Natalie wrote:GREG, YOU'RE A MESS. SORT YOUR DESK AND LIFE OUT
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Comment number 64.
At 13:26 11th Feb 2010, Dean McCluskey wrote:Shocking Gregg, I had to register and everything just to tell you how messy that is! Sort it out man. tut tut
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Comment number 65.
At 13:26 11th Feb 2010, lucy wrote:CLEAN IT UP
you messy messy boy ;)
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Comment number 66.
At 13:26 11th Feb 2010, Josh wrote:tidy up
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Comment number 67.
At 13:26 11th Feb 2010, cat909 wrote:GREG, YOU'RE A MESS. SORT YOUR DESK AND LIFE OUT
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Comment number 68.
At 13:26 11th Feb 2010, Matt Gardiner wrote:Better get cleaning Greg!!
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Comment number 69.
At 13:26 11th Feb 2010, Kate wrote:get that desk tidied greg, it's a right mess
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Comment number 70.
At 13:26 11th Feb 2010, Kelly wrote:GREG, YOU'RE A MESS. SORT YOUR DESK AND LIFE OUT
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Comment number 71.
At 13:26 11th Feb 2010, Ellen wrote:GREG YOU'RE A MESS SORT YOUR DESK AND YOUR LIFE OUT!
simples
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Comment number 72.
At 13:26 11th Feb 2010, Lily wrote:Come on Greg! That's not so bad! I'm dissapointed in you, I thought you could do better mess than this...x
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Comment number 73.
At 13:26 11th Feb 2010, Jon Stroud wrote:Come on gregg get it tidied!
Jon
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Comment number 74.
At 13:26 11th Feb 2010, Jenniferina16 wrote:"GREG, YOU'RE A MESS. SORT YOUR DESK AND LIFE OUT"
I even had to create a username to say this Greg!!
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Comment number 75.
At 13:26 11th Feb 2010, matty rhodes wrote:GREG, YOU'RE A MESS. SORT YOUR DESK AND LIFE OUT!
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Comment number 76.
At 13:26 11th Feb 2010, mark wrote:Come on greggules sort the desk out ha ha
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Comment number 77.
At 13:26 11th Feb 2010, mitch wrote:sort it out greg!!
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Comment number 78.
At 13:26 11th Feb 2010, Time wrote:Looks like your gonna have to clean it now greg :P
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At 13:26 11th Feb 2010, Chris wrote:GREG, YOU'RE A MESS. SORT YOUR DESK AND LIFE OUT
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At 13:26 11th Feb 2010, Katttrina wrote:come on greg
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Comment number 81.
At 13:26 11th Feb 2010, Rupert wrote:Sucker, SOrt out your desk still had Xmas stuff on it!
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At 13:27 11th Feb 2010, Ambrose wrote:How can you get any work done!
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Comment number 83.
At 13:27 11th Feb 2010, Stephy wrote:"GREG, YOU'RE A MESS. SORT YOUR DESK AND LIFE OUT"
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At 13:27 11th Feb 2010, Ellie wrote:"GREG, YOU'RE A MESS. SORT YOUR DESK AND LIFE OUT"
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At 13:27 11th Feb 2010, Badger wrote:Lose the tree - it's massively bad luck by now
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At 13:27 11th Feb 2010, bigmcgeach wrote:GREG, YOU'RE A MESS. SORT YOUR DESK AND LIFE OUT
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Comment number 87.
At 13:27 11th Feb 2010, Caroline Seath wrote:"GREG, YOU'RE A MESS. SORT YOUR DESK AND LIFE OUT"
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Comment number 88.
At 13:27 11th Feb 2010, Joy Smith wrote:Tidy it up :) x
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Comment number 89.
At 13:27 11th Feb 2010, Kate wrote:"GREG, YOU'RE A MESS. SORT YOUR DESK AND LIFE OUT"
Can't believe you still have a Christmas Tree!!!
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Comment number 90.
At 13:27 11th Feb 2010, Jon Stroud wrote:P.S - Check your twitter too!
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Comment number 91.
At 13:27 11th Feb 2010, Marlon wrote:Tidy It!
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Comment number 92.
At 13:27 11th Feb 2010, laura wrote:enjoy tidying your desk greg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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At 13:27 11th Feb 2010, rachel wrote:GREG, YOU'RE A MESS. SORT YOUR DESK AND LIFE OUT
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At 13:27 11th Feb 2010, Michael Sweeney wrote:GREG, YOU'RE A MESS. SORT YOUR DESK AND LIFE OUT
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At 13:27 11th Feb 2010, Bethan Thomas wrote:GREG YOURE A MESS SORT YOUR DESK OUT
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At 13:27 11th Feb 2010, bigmcgeach wrote:GREG, YOU'RE A MESS. SORT YOUR DESK AND LIFE OUT
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At 13:27 11th Feb 2010, anthony wrote:Hope this doesn't get more than 50
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At 13:27 11th Feb 2010, david wrote:SORT OUT YOUR DESK !!!
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At 13:27 11th Feb 2010, nate wrote:GREG, YOU'RE A MESS. SORT YOUR DESK AND LIFE OUT
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At 13:27 11th Feb 2010, matty rhodes wrote:u should see my desk :L
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