Lie in, with Greg James...
Hello you dirty little bloggers - welcome along to a new week. I had a brilliant lie in this morning. 8:15! I know, incredible. Was woken up by a the bloke from downstairs knocking on my door relentlessly - my flat is leaking water in to his flat it seems. It dripped on his wife's head this morning apparently. I think he was being a bit over dramatic. So, i've left the plumber in my flat to fix whatever is wrong and hopefully it'll be sorted by later and nothing will have been nicked.
On my way in to work, I spotted the perfect inadvertent antidote to Chrismas. It's a reindeer but it looks like it's been put in a field, and set on fire. For this is what they look like:

The burnt remains of a reindeer. I don't think these are the most cheerful looking fellas. Do you? Merry Christmas.
Anyway, just sorting out bits for covering Scott's show this afternoon - it's nice to be on at a more earthly hour! That's all for now.
Also, just been looking around on the 'news pages of Radio 1 Online' and saw this photo of X Factor's Eoghan and it made me laugh for some reason. Let's do a caption competition*. Best answer will win absolutely nothing.

Post your captions below...Go on, you've got nothing else to do.
* This is not a competition at all, it's just for fun to make me laugh.

Comment number 1.
At 14:43 22nd Dec 2008, alexj92 wrote:Eoghan Quigg offered to show Simon his 'little Eoghan' but Simon got the wrong idea.
Simon ordered for him to be police escorted back to Ireland.
In this photo, he shows what his 'little eoghan' really is.
Sorry if that's a bit weird.
I'm a bit ill today
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Comment number 2.
At 14:54 22nd Dec 2008, Jessica Lares wrote:I think I've seen similar reindeers sold in shops before.
I like the picture where he's with all his friends and one kid has a hoodie on that says "Eoghan's Mate."
No witty caption from me I'm afraid!
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Comment number 3.
At 16:28 22nd Dec 2008, ClingBrosby wrote:Having returned to the Emerald Isle, Eoghan (hair immaculate - shirt, tight) conducts a quick 'Daz' door to door on the high street, and proudly displays the number of people who are currently interested in buying his forthcoming single.
He could barely contain his enthusiasm. The cheeky scamp.
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Comment number 4.
At 17:20 22nd Dec 2008, ClingBrosby wrote:The huge turnout for his arrival made Eoghan momentarily think he was Paul Paul McCartney.
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Comment number 5.
At 17:24 22nd Dec 2008, ClingBrosby wrote:JLS cush? Nah, thats that how they do down in Dungiven.
Eoghan offers his seal of his approval for his slow descent into X Factor obscurity.
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Comment number 6.
At 17:40 22nd Dec 2008, ClingBrosby wrote:When asked to show where he came in the X Factor final, Eoghan doggedly refused to accept it.
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Comment number 7.
At 18:53 22nd Dec 2008, colinjsmith wrote:A welcome home parade was put on for Eoghan and his comedy sized hand..
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Comment number 8.
At 10:40 23rd Dec 2008, mattradio1 wrote:Eoghan returns to his home town in Northern Ireland to support the local 'NO SMOKING' campaign!
You know it ;)
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Comment number 9.
At 21:37 23rd Dec 2008, fia_xx wrote:Oh noooo.
I thought it was you at first Greg!
Eeeek, sorry!
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Comment number 10.
At 13:37 27th Dec 2008, SarahBxxx wrote:Greg, you and Eoghan have the same hair style.
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