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Hello ladies...

Greg James|12:37 UK time, Thursday, 11 September 2008

When I started this blog, I wanted it to contain little insights into my daily life but I'm not sure if this is too much information... However I wanted to share with you what a total plank I feel today.



I had to have some tests on my heart because the doctor thinks there might be something slightly wrong with me. They have decided to monitor my heart rate over a 24 hour period. The result is that I have to wear these electrode things and a pouch with a gadget thing in:



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I have to walk around with a big bulge and a load of wires poking out of my jumper like an eighty year old. I think it's probably best I stay inside and watch Midsomer Murders this afternoon to avoid being seen with wires hanging out.



It reminded me of a brilliant scene in 'Curb Your Enthusiasm' where Larry David has to wear one of these things for a day and as he is about to be attacked by someone, he rips all the wires off and pretends to have a heart attack! It's amazing, and perhaps something I may try later. I would love to post the video on here but it's got A LOT of bad language in it so I'm not really allowed. If you fancy having a look though, search for "Larry calls Schwimmers dad" on You Tube.



So, I'll be wearing my wires tonight as I go and see Kings of Leon at Maida Vale and if Max from 1Xtra is on tomorrow, you'll know it's because I'm having a pig heart put in.



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