13 Signs You're Obsessed with Doctor Who!
The Doctor Who Team
Doctor Who fans are amazing! Possibly the best fandom IN THE WORLD? There are a number of telltale signs that make an obsessed Whovian stand out, from not blinking when you see a scary statue to naming your pet fish Jim...
Here are 13 signs you're obsessed with Doctor Who! How many are you guilty of?
1. You feel a little bit disappointed whenever you have to use a 'normal' screwdriver.
2. If you see a plunger, you have to strongly resist holding it up and shouting 'EXTERMINATE'.
Not your Dalek impression again!
3. You’re inclined to write YOUR DOCTOR when asked for your Doctor's name on a form.
Well you asked for the name of my doctor...
4. You can't help but throw out a wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey joke every time the clocks go back or forward.
Not much longer to wait to unleash your joke in the UK... Clocks go forward on 27 March!
5. You can say 'Raxacoricofallapatorius' perfectly without hesitating.
6. You always keep a close eye on the mannequins when walking past a shop.
Don't Tell the Bride... Her dress used to belong to an Auton.
7. Your formal wear always involves a bow tie!
8. You think about the Silence every time you see a tally chart.
9. You find yourself checking whether you have one shadow or two...
Is it 10:40 or do you actually have two shadows?
10. If you ever walk past a creepy statue you DON'T BLINK!
Until you trip over the pavement because YOU CAN'T TAKE YOUR EYES OFF THE ANGEL!
11. You just have to impersonate a Cyberman when you hit 'DELETE' on your keyboard!
Unless you use a Mac... Damn you backspace for spoiling my Cyberman fun.
12. Your pet fish is named Jim...
