Go on, you know you want to...

It's called toilet twinning. Your smallest room gets twinned with a newly-built latrine in Burundi (you have to pay £60 for the privilege but you get a framed photo of the African loo to hang in yours - to become a talking point for your guests and relations!)

Every minute, three children under the age of five die in the third world because of poor sanitation or dirty water. Perhaps a good time to cogitate that fact is when you're sitting on your own personal throne, staring at a framed picture of a Burundi convenience. If you're interested, this is where you can find out more!