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| Thursday, 4 July, 2002, 16:31 GMT 17:31 UK Ozzy's antics jump off pages ![]() Osbourne is the frontman for Black Sabbath You would not have thought there was a huge amount more to be said about the bat-biting, chicken-shooting Prince of Darkness, now reincarnated as MTV's answer to Homer Simpson. But there is, and author Sue Crawford, who has written an "unauthorised" biography of Ozzy Osbourne says it. Her book covers all the usual too-often repeated anecdotes - most of which involve some innocent animal and the father of heavy metal's mouth. But it also offers some new bits of information on the man whose family have become cult viewing on MTV.
It is the stuff of psychologists' dreams, or nightmares. The singer's longest regular job - in a slaughterhouse as a teenager - elicits the quote: "I loved killing animals. It was definitely my forte. "I would stick them, stab them, chop them, totally torture the f***ers to death." But somehow it is all rather flat. Crawford keeps the life-story rattling along at a healthy pace but fares less well at conveying the emotion and motivation behind Osbourne's worst excesses. Any brief attempts to do so just look sloppy and are too few and far between to be effective. What we are left with is merely a narrative. On this level alone, however, the book really does work.
This is certainly a page-turner, a fast-paced, simple but entertaining read. But it is the lean cut, rather than the juice-dripping steak of a book it could and should have been. What Crawford does succeed in doing is presenting Osbourne as an anomaly, a man of wildly veering contrasts. One minute he is the dove-chomping, offal-loving madman, and the next he is the pet-owning family man with a penchant for gardening. But it is the boy from the back streets of Brum, the family man, that finally peeks through as the real Osbourne. It is clear this is a book written by a fan, for fans. It charts his extraordinary life with utter respect and a huge dose of affection. Crawford doesn't pull off a rounded picture of John Michael Osbourne but she does offer us a book that is entertaining in the extreme. A bit like the man himself. Ozzy Unauthorized by Sue Crawford was published on June 26 by Michael O'Mara Books. | See also: 29 May 02 | Entertainment 27 May 02 | Entertainment 26 May 02 | Entertainment 10 May 02 | Newsmakers 24 Apr 02 | Entertainment 13 Apr 02 | Entertainment 04 Apr 02 | Entertainment 18 Feb 02 | Entertainment Internet links: The BBC is not responsible for the content of external internet sites Top Entertainment stories now: Links to more Entertainment stories are at the foot of the page. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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