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VACUUM
By Ian Mackinnon
Ian comments dryly on the new vacuum cleaner he has just bought his wife. She's busy hoovering now - everything is getting the treatment, the carpet, the blinds, the lampshades. He asks her what she hasn't yet vacuum cleaned - the dishes, maybe? The blinds have never been so clean and about 50,000 spiders have lost their homes.