Emily
Oh cheer up Tom! We have chickens and they're fantastic. Maybe if you were less pessimistic you would see chickens are actually great fun!

Weedgie-Boi
Loved the article, but the squiggely candle holder behind young Toms' head is spectacular.

crazy chicken
hey i hav chickens n wun of dem has just had chicks 3 in fact dey well sweet!

Kay
Chickens are cute don't diss them! I speak for all my hens and cockrels. They can be a bit noisey but i should know i have 3 cockrels and they all crow!!!!!!!!!!

Chelsea
okay well i own chickens and i do not appreciate that. so keep them or send them to a nice farm. geeze

Nanook
Mwahaha, brillant. Very entertaining.

Joe hepworth
Chickens forever!!!!

Soz
You moan about how chickens smell - have you ever smelt duck muck? How do you live without eating eggs too, they are a staple in a lot of foods.

simon
heheh legend now thats proper comedy...

Skampi
Try eating some duck when they're quacking outside!!!!

Adi & Sam
We love u Tom Holt.

Jake
Classic.

Emma Bowler
Hilarious vid, what a great contributor!

Amy-Jayne
You might think that but you should talk to your Mum about it and see what she says.