WINNER: JAMES BLUNT
It's the second win for old Blunty (he also won our top gong for Best Album) and his mantlepiece must surely be creaking under the weight of trophies celebrating his emotional drippy-ness by now! Jimmy's bleatings could melt the heart of the frostiest popsicle (yes, we mean you Mutya) and rumour has it that Simon Cowell promised to be nice for 5 seconds after being moved to erm, smirk, from the sheer loveliness of his voice. Not really, but we can only dream...