It may take a while at first, but it's likely you will eventually become in tune with your baby's needs and have a good idea what to do when they cry.
Linda changes her baby and talks to friends about using baby voices. Linda goes on to have a little daydream about parenting.
Linda:
That’s it chicken. We’re going to get your bum bum all nice and clean! Oh yes we are. Ooh, that’s a big one! Baby sounds Yes it is! Oh yes it is! Baby sounds Talking like this doesn’t make this any less horrible for mummy.
Chantelle:
Anyone want a brew?
Linda:
Yes please, that would be nice wouldn’t it!
Desiree:
You don’t have to talk to her in that voice, she’s 22.
Linda:
Not doing it for her, I’m doing it for Kai. He likes it when you do a sing songy voice.
Chantelle:
Really?!
Linda:
Really!
Chantelle:
Shall I make us a lovely cup of tea?
Chantelle:
It’s like a little water gun, isn’t it? Quite fun really.
Desiree:
We’ll make tea.
Linda:
What’s wrong, eh? Help me out here pud.
Game show host:
And welcome back to ‘Why Are You Crying This Time?!?!’ where we’re joined by Linda, who’s playing for today’s jackpot, 10 to 15 minutes peace. A fantastic prize there Linda, what will you spend it on?
Linda:
I’ll probably just have a wee or something.
Game show host:
Aha! Probably just have a wee or something. Wonderful stuff. So Linda, your final question. Does Kai need:
A) A feed,
B) A jumper,
or
C) Another poo.
That’s
A) A feed,
B) A jumper,
or
C) Another poo.
You can of course, 'Ask Your Mum', that lifeline is available.
Linda:
Yeah, I’ll ask my mum please.
Game show host:
Ok Mum, what do we think?
Linda's mom:
Well, it’s been a while since I did all this. I’m going go with A, a feed. He needs a feed.
Linda:
But he’s just had one!
Game show host:
I’m going to have to rush you here, Linda.
Desiree:
Tea's on the side for you Lind.
Chantelle:
Well done, you’re like the baby whisperer you! It’s magic.
Linda:
What can I say? Is Mummy magic? Oh yes she is.
