What's it like to be kissed by a vampire?
It's a pain in the neck. |
What are ghosts' favourite streets?
Dead ends. |
Why does a cemetery have to keep a fence around it?
Because people are dying to get in. |
What is Dracula's favourite restaurant?
Murder King |
What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
A sand-witch. |
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
To go the body shop. |
Why was the little boy unhappy to win first prize for the best costume at the Halloween party?
Because he came to pick up his sister. |
The maker does not want it, the buyer does not use it, and the user does not see it - what is it?
A coffin. |
Why did the ghost go into the bar?
For the boos. |
Who are some of the were-wolves cousins?
The what-wolves and the when-wolves. |
What happens when two vampires meet?
It's love at first bite. |
What is a Mummy's favourite type of music?
Wrap!!! |
What did the skeleton say to the vampire?
You suck |
What do you get if you cross a snowman with Dracula?
Frostbite |
What did the bird say on Halloween?
Tick or tweet! |
How do witches tell the time?
With their witch watches |
What do you get if you cross a black cat with a lemon?
A sour puss |
What do skeletons say before a meal?
Bone appetit! |
Why didnt the skeleton go to the disco?
Because he had no body to go with!
- Michael from Ashton |
Where do ghosts go to get drunk?
Anywhere that they can get sheet-faced! |
