 | | | | Stoke & Staffordshire Hallowe'en Special | | | |
 | | Check out these 'monster' jokes!!! |
| | Hallowe'en Jokes
Okay, it's time to hold those side of yours, as we give you some of the funniest Hallowe'en jokes around. And if you think you can do better than us - you're probably right, so please, just e-mail us your jokes, and we'll put them up right away!!! | | Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween?
He wanted to go "tick or tweeting"! | What did one ghost say to another?
Do you believe in people? | Where do ghosts go shopping?
Boooooooooo-tiques | What goes 'Ha Ha Ha', thud?
A zombie laughing its head off | What do you get if you cross a snowman with Dracula?
Frostbite | What did the girl tombstone say to her boyfriend?
Stop taking me for granite! | What does a witch want in a hotel?
Broom service! | Why don't mummies like to take a break?
They're afraid to unwind | How can you tell that a vampire has a cold?
Because of his coffin! | Why are mummies so vain?
They're always wrapped up with themselves | What do you get if you cross a black cat with a lemon?
A sour-puss | Why do ghosts make bad liars?
Cos you can see right through them! | What do ghosts wear on their face?
Spooktacles | How do witches tell the time?
With their witch watches | What do skeletons say before eating?
Bone Appetit! |
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