Leek Soup The Diet Club by Genevieve Lowles

‘Come on! Move those legs – yeah!’
Aerobics. I hate aerobics.

‘I want to see you sweat!’
Been sweating for two hours.

‘Ok. Take a break and a bite to eat.’
Stick of celery for lunch.

‘No chocolate, no sweets, no fat!’
Wants to say – no food, I bet.

‘How many calories does that Health Bar have, Jordan?’
There’s only a quarter of a Health Bar…

‘Did I hear a Crisp packet?’
Been opened two times over…

‘Who’s got Cola? I can smell it!’
Didn’t know it had a smell.

‘Come on! I told you. Healthy eating equals…’
depressing, meaningless lives.

…happy, meaningful lives!’
talks about healthy eating –

‘all right, I’m going to get my lunch!’
- she’s having cheese lasagne –

‘Back now. Up and at it! Thigh bends!’
what’s that noise?

‘Lily – close that window!’
Oh no, I know what that sounds like…

‘Close the window and get on with it!
It’s –

‘Yes I know it’s the…’
…ICE CREAM VAN!

‘Where are you going?’
First out of the door…

‘Come back!’
…running down the street…

‘I’m warning you!’
…two pounds for a Magnum…

‘We haven’t done Dance yet!’
CRUNCH! Quit Diet Club;
Cookery School starts tomorrow!