Yes! They've got some pies left

When Colin Murray from Channel 4's RI:SE, made his 'podgy' comments, little did he know Gerrard was watching at the time.

The Liverpool star found out Murray's mobile number and gave him a right ear-bashing down the phone.

Murray said: "He sounded really cross and said 'How dare you call me fat?'. I was gutted because I am a massive Liverpool fan and he is one of my heroes.

"He kept me going for a bit before saying he was joking."

Let's hope so, Colin - but if a threatening note attached to a hamburger should happen to come through your window, you'll know who to blame.

Teletubby

Maradona has agreed a deal to host his own chat show.

The 41-year-old footballing legend will front a weekly programme for an Argentine channel, imaginitively titled The Maradona Show.

He wants his first guest to be either Cuban leader Fidel Castro or Rolling Stones frontman Mick Jagger.

Maradona, a double World Cup winner regarded by many as the finest player ever, says he wants to be like David Letterman.

He added: "I've always been interviewed by others. Now it's my turn to ask the others about everything."

He'll be an old hand at it before long.

Glee Mason

A five-year-old boy has hit a hole-in-one.

Tree-mendous: Snoopy driver did the trick

Mason Aldredge aced the 106-yard fourth at Eagle's Bluff Country Club in Bullard, Texas.

The ball bounced and hit the flag more than half-way, before dropping and spinning into the hole.

Mason's dad, Philip, admitted he was more excited than his son about the feat, saying: "It gives me chill bumps to even think about it."

Mason achieved the feat using a Big Snoopy driver, but if he carries on like that, it's a fair bet he won't be earning peanuts.