Simply answer the questions below and our patented Beckham-o-meter will produce a rating for you...

Who said, "Never, never, never."

A: Sir Alex Ferguson   B: Florentino Perez   C: Jorge Valdano

On what date did Alex Ferguson mis-kick a football boot into Beckham's face?

A: 15 February   B: 20 February   C: 23 February

Beckham complained about being used as what by Barcelona?

A: A political football   B: A political pawn   C: A political bargaining chip

How much were Barcelona reported to be offering Beckham?

A: �100,000 a week   B: �125,000 a week   C: �154,000 a week

Where did Beckham make his last appearance for Manchester United?

A: Old Trafford   B: Goodison Park   C: White Hart Lane

Where did Beckham score his last goal for Manchester United?

A: Old Trafford   B: Goodison Park   C: White Hart Lane

How much money are United guaranteed to receive from Real Madrid for Beckham?

A: �18m   B: �19m   C: �20m

What is the total amount Real spent on the following four players: Luis Figo, Zinedine Zidane, Ronaldo, David Beckham?

A: �126.5m   B: �137.5m   C: �144m

What is Jorge Valdano's official title at Real?

A: Director of sport   B: Sporting executive   C: Sporting director

Who was the representative of Real Madrid who negotiated the Beckham deal?

A: Jorge Valdano   B: Pedro Lopez   C: Florentino Perez