| You are in: Funny Old Game |
| The Ferguson Olympics ![]() Sir Alex Ferguson claimed on Wednesday that Manchester United v Liverpool would be a thrilling contest, even if they were playing tiddlywinks. United's win over Blackburn on Wednesday set up a mouthwatering Worthington Cup final with their fierce rivals Liverpool.
And Ferguson's comments set the football world wondering just who would triumph in that game of tiddlywinks - or other big match-ups between the two great rivals. Here, BBC Sport Online ponders how the Manchester United v Liverpool Olympics might shape up. Tiddlywinks United probably. The likes of Giggs and Beckham are full of neat tricks and flicks - and the way Scholes is hitting the target right now, Liverpool would not have a flippin' chance. 100 metre sprint Consider the starts to the season these two sides made: Liverpool lightning fast out of the blocks, United unsure of themselves as they took time to get into their stride. Marathon United, meanwhile, are getting their second wind - a classic tale of the hare and the tortoise. It's a marathon, not a sprint. 110 metre hurdles Eight of United's key players have faced operations this year; Liverpool have suffered a crisis of confidence. But while United always knew those key men would return for the second half of the season, Liverpool did not know where their next win was coming from. Shooting Michael Owen remains one of the hottest shots in the Premiership but is being outgunned this season by United's Ruud van pistol boy. Milan Baros has been a find for Liverpool but Emile Heskey has scored once in 21 games, while United have Ole Gunnar Solskjaer, Diego Forlan and the in-form Scholes. Rowing "We are all in the same boat", he added. Ferguson and United have clearly got no chance. Boxing Tommy Smith v Joe Jordan would have been a mouthwatering clash and Vladimir Smicer v Phil Neville just isn't on the same bill. Liverpool might fancy throwing Chris Kirkland into the ring after offering up a change of gloves this season but, realistically, if the gloves were off no-one would fancy taking on the resurgent Roy Keane. Darts But it's doubles that win games and Liverpool last hit one in 1986. United have landed two since then, in 1994 and 1996, to complement their all conquering 1999 campaign. Diving On one side is Ruud van Nistelrooy, regularly accused of taking a tumble to win a penalty. On the other are Michael Owen and Emile Heskey, who have faced similar accusations. But Heskey can't help it and Owen will always be forgiven for falling under Mauricio Pochettino's challenge as England beat Argentina, so it's gold to Liverpool. Sack race No danger of United even featuring in this. Sir Alex has a job for life at Old Trafford and, when he does go, it will be his decision. Liverpool boss Gerard Houllier has saved his neck with a cup final appearance and could conceivably end the season with three trophies and a Champions League place. Final medal table: Liverpool 5 Man Utd 5 |
Top Funny Old Game stories now: Links to more Funny Old Game stories are at the foot of the page. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Links to more Funny Old Game stories |
![]() | ||
------------------------------------------------------------ BBC News >> | BBC Weather >> -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- © MMIII | News Sources | Privacy |