Israel 0-0 England
New year, same old. Another wretched display leads some of the travelling England fans to chant "what a load of rubbish" at the end.

"I am at a loss to understand this performance," admits former England manager Graham Taylor.

Andorra 0-3 England
It almost gets worse. 0-0 at half-time against the group whipping boys and England are booed off.

Steven Gerrard rescues his side with a brace, but Steve McClaren is on the brink. "Write whatever you want to write," McClaren says at his post-match news conference before hastily walking out.