"I’m looking to hire a parrot.”

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“Some help please,” says Dan the Man in the Van with the Plan. “I'm looking to hire or borrow a parrot for a week in March.” “I hope you’re not winding me up,” Sean says. “I'm in a production of Treasure Island, playing Long John Silver. I can meet and collect the parrot any day the last week in February except Thursday. On the Thursday I'm getting fitted with a wooden leg.” “And there was me thinking you were serious.” With music from Dean Martin, Showaddywaddy, The Royal Showband, and more.