Episode 1

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Highlights include a series of sketches in which a goose has enrolled as a police officer, somehow getting through the very tight vetting procedures. Plus: a character sceptical about time, and a doll-baby so realistic she’s more of a nightmare than a toy. Performed by: Gabby Best Will Hartley Chris Ryman Rebecca Shorrocks Witney White Toby Williams Written by Kat Butterfield and Dan Audritt, Sophie Dickson, Laura Major, Rob Darke, Alex Nash and Sam South, Ed Amsden and Tom Coles, Cody Dahler, Toby Williams, Ed Tew, Anna Goodman, Imogen Andrews, Matt Harrison, Carwyn Blayney, Natasha Dhanraj, Alice Etches and Nathalie Antonia, Chris Ryman, Simon Alcock, Leigh Douglas, Chazz Redhead, Paul F Taylor, Jo Wiggins, Cameron Loxdale, Lewis Cook, Owen Petty, Tom Oxenham, Rebecca Heitlinger and Bill Dare. Produced and created by Bill Dare A BBC Studios production for BBC Radio 4, first broadcast in February 2022.