It's a cracker... A Christmas cracker! | |
|  | | One of the side-splitters from our joke machine... |
|  | All right, so it should be called the groan machine but there'd be no fun in that... for a laugh, why not try our Christmas cracker joke machine! Hold onto your sides in case they split... it can make a terrible mess on the floor! |
| | LAST CHRISTMAS POST 2005 | | First class - Tues 20 Dec
Second class -Sat 17 Dec
Parcels - Wed 14th Dec
Airmail to:
South & Central America, Caribbean,
Africa, Middle East, New Zealand and Australia - Fri 9 Dec
Japan, USA, Canada and Eastern Europe -
Mon 12th Dec
Western Europe
Wed 14th Dec | | WRITE TO SANTA | | Send Santa a message here Or you can ask the postman to take your letter for you:
Father Christmas,
Santa's Grotto,
Reindeerland
SAN TA1
To ensure your letter gets to Santa and give him a chance to reply before Christmas,
don't forget to include your own address...
Put a stamp on the envelope...
Write before Tuesday 13 December. | |
| | Q: What do you call a chicken at the North Pole?
A: Lost. |
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