Here's what we got uo to Magaluf, well almost all of it...

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Saturday 16 July

What Scott said...

Today was the hottest day in the world ever.

We spent a lot of it at the Boatyard - a lovely bar overlooking Magaluf Beach. It was baking on the terrace - and we came to see Radio 1's shiny headed love god Trevor Nelson do his show from there. Even he was sweating, his head was the shiniest I've known it in 6 years.

Trev certainly knows how to throw a party. Lots of beautiful people turned up, and a fully stocked bar and fridge full of beer appeared from nowhere. It wasn't there yesterday when I was here. How rude.

Also managed to get in a bit of sunbathing on my new 5 euro towel - I chose the nastiest one I could find - it has a drawing of two cats on it,and I LOVE U written at the bottom.

After Trevor's show, had a siesta for a bit in the hotel - then we went to eat at Ness Grill. I've never eaten so much meat in my life. Gud bornin. A waiter came over at the end to give us all a random shot of sambuca.

Then we went to Judge Jules In the square behind BCM. Very busy, and there were lots of ravers with their tops off at the front enjoying themselves very much.

By way of contrast, we thought it would be hilarious to go and see 80's legend Pat Sharp at Boomerang club. We were not disappointed. Pat turned up to have a chat and a photo, and there was a lot of DJ love between us.

A lot of wine was embibed, not by Pat - who only had one Breezer, but by me. That's why about half an hour into Pat's set, I stormed the stage during the Fun House music. Me N Pat. What a combo.

No one can accuse me of being orange ever again, after you see the picture of Pat and me together. Pat is obviously on some sort of carrot diet. He has more of an orangey glow than David Dickinson and his lovely wife put together.

We stopped off for one more bottle after Boomerangs, but I can't remember which bar.

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