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DJ School Memories

Comedy Dave & Chris Moyles

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We asked our DJs to talk about their school memories - with some surprising results!
Learn what Scott did to an unfortunate hedgehog and why Edith needs to apologise to Mr Hunter after an incident with a protractor.
Watch the video to find out more - and then let us know your best (or worst!) memories of school

DJs' School Memories

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Why not tell us about your school memories? You can leave a comment below or text your memories to 81199. Finally, why not send us a short video using a mobile phone to 81199.

Fiona, Glasgow
Me and some girls out of my class thought it was funny to get back into class after lunch through the window...which was up about 5ft. So we used to help each other up to it and then try pull whoever you were helping back out just as they got in. Except one day the head teacher came up behind my friend and started pulling her back down from the window. My friend, thinking it was one of us pulling her..was kicking & shouting obscenties at the teacher. Eventually she turned around and saw who she was kicking and her face was priceless. She got a week in detention, but she was definitly a legend in our school after that.

Lucy from Cheltenham
I nearly got suspended from primary school for doing a peace sign in our school photo but they thought i was swearing. The photographer didnt even notice it and everyone was meant to send the photos back but no1 did and got them for free. it was the teachers pet who pointed it out and i have never forgiven her for it lol

Kaye - Northampton
When i was 5 and in my 1st year at school we used to have to do country dancing in our pants and vests. Being quite shy and not much of a country dancer i decided to go home. I walked out of the school gates and down the road in my pants back home. My mum answered the door and i can still remember her face as she looked down and saw her half naked 5 year old! I was immediatley marched back to school where my mum got told off by the head! It didn't stop me from doing it again!

Denise
Whilst having a snowball fight i threw a snowball at one of my friends and thew a little too hard went smack! straight in the face and bust his nose!! i got quite a rep after that though so it served me quite well for the rest of my time in school!!

Kerry From Newbury
When I was about 11 a girl in the class fell on the stairs and banged her arm. When she got to the class she told the Geography teacher how much it hurt and said she thought she had broken it as the she heard a crack when she hit the floor. He pulled her up to the front of the class as he obviously thought she was making this up. Next he grabbed her arm waved it about and told her she would have fainted if it had been broken and told her to go and sit back down. Needless to say she wasn’t in school for a few weeks and when she came back she had her arm in plaster as she had broken it!!!

Ella from Harrogate
In primary school me and my friend were skipping round the playground, when suddenly we started having a race, I was winning but there was a hill infront of us that I wasn't concentrating on. I fell over and broke my nose!

Brett from Kettering
In cookery lessons we used to have a old fashioned twin tub washing machine, at the end of the lesson we had to wash all the tea towels used, we used to put a whole box of powder in the machine along with all sorts of things like magazines, wooden spoons & bowls was actually funny when it started overflowing with suds!! and if left on spin it would move along the class room and to top it the teacher had little control over the class! I think everyone did it even my sister a few years below me!!

Richard from Manc.
Mr dixons breath - he used to take us for halitosis lessons. It would singe your eyebrows from across the class.

jayne
i was in maths lesson and was asked to pass a protractor to another table, stupid me...i skimmed it across which then hit my school friend kristy in the left eyebrow causing a deep gash...i got soooooo told off! NEVER DID IT AGAIN

Sabah from Aylesbury
In my first primary school, i must have been about 7, i remember throwing a huge rock and it accedently hit a girl who was a bit of a bully! i was sooo scared but i just turned around and acted as if i didn't know what was going on behind me! She was screaming and crying! There was blood everywhere, teachers were coming out of everywhere! In assembly the headteacher would not stop going on and on about owning up to it! i felt sooooo bad but i was too scared to own up and apologise! i remember she had a great big lump on her forhead for a few months! so i want this to be an apology to her (i can't quite remember her name)!!!

Liam from Liverpool
Getting the mick taken out of me for having crooked teeth. Even my maths teacher used to say 'Where's Micky Goofy'. Good job I worked hard and now take home £100,000 a year. Teeth are straight, gorgeous wife and Mr Daily is still teaching maths for pennies... Happy days

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