'He had a pair of shoulders on him like Hercules!'

“I was semi attacked by a dog yesterday,” Sean says. “I won’t say the breed in case I get the breed wrong. But I was out in the country roads minding my own business and I saw this dog jumping up at the hedge. All I could see was the head. I got level with the gate, and he got under it. He had a pair of shoulders on him like Hercules. You know those dogs with a hard man’s head? That breed? This boy was coming at me, and I knew there would only be one winner and it wasn’t going to be me. I just stood there, put my hands in my pockets, and he hit me with his head, and this young lad called the dog off. I never moved. I couldn’t. I was too frightened. I think the dog liked me.”

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