'You’re going to have to plaster over the top of it!'

“Seany boy! Your old mucker, Tamnaherin Cowboy here!” says Tamnaherin Cowboy. “C’mere! Go and ask those painters what is the best way to take wood chip paper off a ceiling? We have taken boiled kettles of water up to it, but it’s no good.”
“The best way is to plaster over it!” says Lawrence the Painter. “A bomb wouldn’t take that stuff off!”
With music from Village People, Darts, Sammy Davis Jr, and more.