'Sorry I’m late!'

“Just tuned in 10 minutes late,” The Citizen says. “I must apologise.”

“Not at all!” Sean says. “No apologies necessary.”

“I should be checking in at 3pm on the button,” says The Citizen. “I wonder where that saying, ‘on the button’ came from?”

“Would that be anything to do with the war?” Sean makes a shooting-down-an-aeroplane noise.

“That sounds as lethal as a pea shooter!” says Spike in Ardoyne.

With music from Dave Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mick and Tich, Jackie Wilson, The Mavericks, and more.