'You can’t listen to the radio if you’re dirty!'

“Good afternoon Sean and Lads,” says Eddie. ”I am working on pointing the drive with Warren, and dodging the rain. We have been in and out like a fiddler’s elbow. I shall catch up with the best show on the radio a little later when I am clean again! We were both trying to select a song for you to play and we couldn’t agree. So over to your exquisite musical taste Sean!”

“Yes, you’re quite right,” Sean says. “You can’t listen to the radio if you’re any way dirty!”

With music from The Proclaimers, The Tourists, Cliff Richard, and more.