'Bananas come in various colours!'

“Bananas come in various colours,” says Mickey McDonald, “from unripe green, to yellow eventually turning brown black as they over-ripen.”

“Well,” Sean says, “I explained how to prevent that the other day. Is that what brought this on?”

“Did you know there are other colours of bananas?” says Mickey. “Blue java, red, purple and the pink banana!”

“A pink banana? Is this a wind up?”

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