'There could be fowl play!'

"We are very concerned about you going out in the wind,” say Peter and Pauline in Armagh.

“Yes,” Sean says. “I’m going out at the weekend In search of Farmer Wade’s hens: for the ones that flew away and the ones that blew away.”

“Did Farmer Wade tell you how many brown or black or white hens are missing?” say Peter and Pauline. “And what about the roosters? They could all be with next door’s hens! There could be cross contamination! You could have white hens laying black eggs, and, God forbid, even laying duck eggs! There could be fowl play here.”
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