'Has anybody seen the Lawn Ranger?'

“Has anybody seen the Lawn Ranger on their travels?” says Boss Paul. “The grass is getting very long around Ardglass. Last sighting was in Mahon’s Hotel in Irvinestown with Mrs Lawn Ranger about a week ago.”

“Well,” Sean says, “if he’s away for a break with his wife, that’s none of our business!”

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