'Are pitch-n-toss rules the same in Derry and Belfast?'

“Remember when we played pitch-n-toss against a wall?” says Ron in Belfast.

“I never played it,” Sean says.

“Well answer me this,” says Ron. “Were the rules in Derry the same as Belfast? If you got a stander—the two-bob-bit upright against the wall—you were the winner, except if you were clinxed, meaning the next person hit your two-bob bit and fell!”

“It sounds rather complicated. No, I don’t know if that’s the rules or not!”

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