'You can't buy venison for pies!'

Mick, no stranger to the programme, rings with a concern about the price of meat.

"Sean!" he says. "You couldn't buy venison for pies. It's wild dear."

"Thank you, Mick," Sean says, drawing a breath. "An off day for you, Mick."

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