Episode 3

How does a dog train its master to fetch sticks?

What do you say to a violin to reduce it to tears?

How do you steal half-a-million peas and never get caught?

Wrinkles supplies the answers to the questions you never asked.

Starring Tom Mennard and Anthea Askey.

Winston........Ballard Berkeley
Mr Pettigrew....David Ross

Written by Rob Grant and Doug Naylor - the creators of Red Dwarf.

Recovered audio of a series lost from the BBC archive.

Produced by Mike Craig, BBC Manchester

First broadcast on BBC Radio 4 in April 1980.