'She's about her size!'

"Coylers!" says Torso the Nova Print Boy. "My wife is turning 40 some time next week."

"Oh!" Sean says. "You're a good turn!"

"And I haven't a clue what to get her!" says Torso. "I'm seriously struggling!"

"Well I have no idea," Sean says. "I'm the wrong person to ask."

Janet suggests a wee weekend away.

"Don't listen to Janet!" Sean says.

"What about a meal?" says Katie.

"No," Sean says. "You have to get something for herself. But I'm the wrong person to ask. When I was in America with Gerry, he was good at that. He would buy girlie things for his wife. I just followed round after him. And I tried to get a shirt, or a blousy thing for my wife. And the ones in the shop asked what size she was, and I looked around at all the girls in the shop... and I pointed, and said, 'about her size, there!'"

With music from Engelbert Humperdinck, Joe Dolan, Elvis Presley, and more.