"I have never drunk coffee!"

"I've been sitting here with a cup of coffee," Bobby in Belfast says, "waiting for my request, Mr Bojangles."

"Did I not play that for you," Sean says, "some time last week? Sorry for keeping you waiting, but sure you're enjoying your wee cup of coffee aren't you? That's something that I never ever tasted. Never drank a cup of coffee. Never, never."

"Maybe you would love it?" Janet says.

"No. I don't like the smell of it you see. Once it comes anywhere near my nose, my nostrils . . . euch! No coffee cake, no coffee sweets, nothing at all. I just can't do it. I would like to. But I can't."

With music from Neil Diamond, Tom Jones, Val Doonican, Doris Day, Don Williams, Frank Sinatra, and more.