"I meant no harm to the rooster!"

"My neighbour has a rooster," says listener, Pawny, "and it's mad."

"Tell me more!" says Sean.

"This rooster never shuts up, morning noon and night! I have a wee number six waiting for him here."

"I have no idea what a wee number six is!" says Sean. "Are they cigarettes? So you're going to give it a wee cigarette are you? Maybe it'll give it a sore throat?"

"Or a shoe size?" says Janet.

"But size six," says Sean, "will be rather small won't it? Could it be a golf club? A number six iron?"

"You were talking about the number six," says Ron in Belfast. "Well it's a shotgun he means. It's a number six cartridge."

"I had no idea!" Sean says. "Well I meant no harm to the rooster!"

With music from Smokie, Chubby Checker, Kriss Kristofferson, Dean Martin, Patsy Cline, and more.