'Small Birds Only'

'My question wasn't answered on last week's Gardener's Corner, so it falls to you -how do I keep the pigeons from muscling in on the feed of the smaller birds?' - Smurf in Antrim.

Doc in Derry - 'It's very simple, pigeons are smart- just put up a sign saying "Small birds only".

'They can fly from France to Northern Ireland'.

Sean always wanted to be called Brent.

'I'm taking the harmonica out when I go home after hearing that'.
Pawnbroker - 'We barbecued eels done in sweet chilli sauce and big Herman from Hamburg devoured them'.

Rhea in Antrim - 'I just found you on the telly Sean'.

Iris in Ballyclare - 'Can you please play Brian Coll on Monday since you have two hours'.

Music by Billy Swan, The Beatles, Andy Grammer, Paul Brady and more.