The Burglary

A local burglary turns into a Whitehall farce for Chiselbury School.

Starting life on BBC TV before transferring to radio, Chiselbury School is run "for the sons of gentlefolk".

Headmaster, Professor James Edwards, MA never misses a trick when it comes to exploiting the students and their parents. Sports pitches are given over to growing vegetables, which the boys nurture for their head to sell. Classes never exceed 95 pupils - 50 if private tuition is paid for at five guineas extra.

It's only thanks to the efforts of the devoted deputy head, Mr Pettigrew, that the school exists at all.

Written by Frank Muir and Denis Norden.

Adapted by David Climie.

The Headmaster …. Jimmy Edwards.
Bailey …. Harry Locke
Mr Potter …. Roddy Maude-Roxby
Alfred Tennyson …. Frederick Treves
Inspector Matthews …. Fred Yule
Mr Barlow …. John Graham
Lumley …. Roger Shepherd
Taplow …. David Lott

Producer: Edward Taylor

First broadcast on the BBC Light Programme in September 1961.