03/02/2015

After laying some polythene on Carol's veg patch, Bert takes the opportunity to ask her for some extra dance practice in her lounge. Joe's outraged to see them through the window.

Tina phones Helen in a panic, to report that the shop has had a spot check from Environmental Health. They've found some out-of-date items. Helen rushes over to sort things out. Rob's reluctant when he has to collect Henry from nursery.

While waiting for Henry, Rob gets a call from Jess. Rob makes it clear that he has no intention of taking a DNA test - and he's certainly not paying maintenance for Ethan, his supposed son.

Helen complains to Tina about the state of the stock room, which they go to sort out following a lecture about stock rotation. Dropping Henry off, Rob is surprised that Helen still wants to go to dance class tonight. Who's going to cook dinner? Helen suggests a takeaway.

At the dance class, Carol has to play referee to Joe and Bert's lively rivalry. Joe's more comfortable with the foxtrot and mocks Bert's quickstep.

Rob has stayed at home with Henry, as Helen asks Ian about wedding plans. They are no further ahead, because Adam's been so busy looking for contracting work. One silver lining is that Adam is finally shot of working with Charlie Thomas, says Ian.