3. Red Butler's Plan

As civil war rages in Britain, Red Butler comes up with a plan to try and boss the Scottish economy.

Much-loved comedian Les Dawson reads more from his own bodice-ripping novel.

It’s a humorous tale of Britain’s North/South divide.

Five-part spoof epic novel.

Piano "played" by Les Daws

Producer Richard Wilson

First broadcast on BBC Radio 2 in February 1993.