Call Me Old Fashioned

A group of middle-aged women grumble about various aspects of modern life.

When you were young you breezed through life, nothing bothered you, now suddenly you reach middle age and your grump radar is on full red alert - everywhere you look there's something that offends and annoys you. People spit in the street, gob out their chewing gum, get drunk as skunks and use the streets as giant open air toilets. And that's just the girls.

No-one can speak properly. Everyone talks as if they are in an episode of Friends. Standards have simply plummeted, but then we are just sounding like our mothers. Which is another reason to be grumpy.