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Love Poems for Ambridge
Archers listeners flex their poetic muscles on the most romantic day of the year...
A poem for Rex
Roses are red I feel for poor Rex He loves Pip But zero chance of sex #thearchers
Violets are Blue Pip has a farm Which the boys all want too #thearchers
... And for bosom buddies Lilian and Justin
Justin and Lillian In the herbal leys All looking rosy As long as Justin pays💘
Poems for Rob
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'd like to kiss Rob, with the sole of my shoe #thearchers
Roses are Red Violets are Blue New anti-cruelty laws Means it's prison for you. #titchynobmustdie #thearchers
Pansies are Pink, Which can be quite insipid. Let's all club together, And buy Rob a Triffid.
A Poem of Hope
#thearchers Just time for a quick Ambridge Valentine poem: "Roses are red,violets are blue. Kirsty's suspicious,about time too."
In [Feint] Praise of Lynda
Linda Snell is a hell of a snob But whatever she does She's better than Rob...
Charlie is fit And Christopher's buff But Lynda's left Robert To go out with Scruff
Jill's ascent of Lakey Hill: A Poem
Roses are Red Violets are blue Here is a cake I baked for you two #thearchers
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