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Call the fashion police! Roy has a makeover

“You’ve got to freshen up your image, Roy, if you’re going to attract the right sort of woman,” warned Kirsty, as he prepared to return to the dating scene.

But no need to panic. The style mavens of Twitter were quick to offer suggestions for Roy's new look…

Where to begin?

First off, Roy’s ‘replica football shirt and granddad trousers’ look divided the fashionistas...

But where to buy some new duds? There can be only one option...

Indeed, ideas for Roy’s new wardrobe would outshine the runway at London Fashion Week...

Suggested clubbing outfits for Jazzer, Roy and Tom were especially creative...

But Roy’s decision to put gel in his hair – “like a wee hedgehog wanting to play golf”* – was felt by some to be unwise.

* Jazzer McCreary

Whatever happens, after the events of recent months, Roy’s trousers struck just the right note for some…

We never thought Roy's trousers would bring us such comfort.