Lamb Scam
By Eck Lad

Could you tell me this agricultural minister
Why us lambs are born so soon
Feb and March are much too cold
And winter clouds black out the moon
Aprils not much better
For at night there's still a frost
July is much too far away
Much to our own cost
May day would be lovely
Warm and sunny as a rule
Then I would be born under the zodiac sign
That says I am a bull
So if you get this message
Do not act the fool
Sort it out with the farmer boys
Or send us up more wool

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