The Male Of The Species
by Margaret Donnelly
They are known as the male of the species, but do they really have a clue? on how to understand women, you know what I say is quite true.
They think the world revolves around them, if it doesn’t they go into a sulk, throw on the outdoor jacket, and saunter off down to the pub.
Us women go to a lot of trouble to try to look our best,
don’t ask for an honest opinion, the answer given you might regret.
We spend two hours in a hairdressing salon having our crowning glory restyled for the cause, though sometimes we needn’t have bothered, when they quip “But I liked it the way it was”!
Men used to be known as breadwinners, these days that is termed as passe, for women are now out in the workforce, giving them a run for their money each day.
And when we are having a fat day; having squeezed into something a bit tight! we really don’t need unhelpful comments, to remind us of our dietry plight.
And as he sits reading the paper, maybe watching the sport on TV, don’t even try to start a conversation, his brain can’t cope with two subjects you see!
When the majority get behind the wheel of a car,they like to think that they own the road, turn into the Proverbial Boy Racer, obviously having forgotten their Highway Code.
They are under some misapprehension, womens driving skills leave a lot to be desired, but if they could see what we see, their behaviour is definitely not, to be admired.
I also think some are under the impression, that women can’t function on there own, I hate to be the one to dispel the myth, we can cope better, in a no male zone.
Now girls, we can take them or we can leave them, but alas at the end of the day, The future of mankind without them, would disappear and fade away.
So you see they have their uses, that’s the only thing we can’t reproduce, Without the little Spermatoza, we really need their fertilising juice.
So can I say to all you men out there, who think you can go it alone Look after the lady in your life, Or you might find that your bird has just flown!
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